See who Bayern Munich wants to replace Guardiola with

He has won the domestic league trophy back to back as well as the league cup while playing some swashbuckling type of football not known to that part of the world. He has done this while making the other teams look as mediocre as possible by winning the league title with as much as seven matches left to go.


Looking at all this credential one would think Pep Guardiola's job as Byaern Munich coach is as safe as the gold bars at Fork Knox, but no. These Germans probably expect him to pull fire out of his ass, lick his elbow and get Adele to sing at my birthday while at it.

The treble by Jupp Heynckes definitely spoiled them into thinking they could achieve such an astonishing feat every year. So far Pep's only crime has been not winning the UEFA Champions League.

So who will the powers that be at Bayern replace him with?

No other person than King Carlo "one eyebrow always raised' Ancelotti

Not hard to guess given that he has only won the biggest trophy in club football three times as a coach. According to reports, a deal has already been agreed in principle between the two parties and an announcement could be made as early as January.