Lewandowski bags Guinness Records

While everyone was still debating who should win the Balon D'Or, Robert Lewandowski being handed not one, not two but four official Guinness World record. All thanks to his incredible 5 goal haul against Wolfsburg this season.

The certificates were for the quickest hat-trick, quickest to score four goals, quickest to score five goals and most goals by a substitute in the German Bundesliga

The Polish striker came off the bench at half time with his team a goal behind and decimated the opposition with five goals in quick succession.

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